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n. Gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking.... more

n. The awareness that you are not at home in the wilderness.... more

n. Justification for a good cry.... more

n. Sharp prong on a tree stump.... more

n. Half-read book in bed.... more

adj. Facial expression for passport photos.... more

n archaic. Raucous ballad after a successful joke.... more

n. Humorous device for watering down Scotch.... more

n. Large ugly woman with small ugly dog.... more

n. Sheet that makes mattress banana-shaped.... more

pl n archaic. Unsavoury moat parts from armour.... more

n. Best spot to watch undressing across the street.... more

pl n. Bone buttons in bacon sandwiches.... more

n. Stomach lurch from hotel sheet stain discovery.... more

n. Gum knob found unexpectedly.... more

n. Man who becomes a returning officer.... more

n. Sturdy fart in royalty's presence.... more

n. Dieter's large midmorning meal.... more

n. Gourmet's lips shape or hanging droplet.... more

n. Hideous large pimple.... more

n. Replacing chess pieces with ornaments.... more

n. Measure of luminosity.... more

n. Look indicating drunken incomprehension.... more

pl n. Bamboo slivers from nervous guest on cane chair.... more

n. Discrepancy in group bill payment.... more

n. Tray in chocolate box to fake two layers.... more

n. Noisy old hotel plumbing at night.... more

pl n. Unused foreign coins on dressing tables.... more

n. Back-slapping man in pub or Morley's story.... more

n. Pyramid of tin cans at supermarket entrance.... more

n. Person loafing near pedestrian crossings.... more

n. Principle for British road signposting.... more

n. Stain on trouser crotch from lavatory.... more

n. Benign tumours on noses of certain people.... more

n medical. Trowel for removing nostril contents.... more

n. Teacher's discoloured hairy jacket.... more

n. Skilled in naming loaves.... more

n anatomical term. Toenail part that snags sheets.... more

n. Reasonable explanation for something obvious.... more

pl n. Trousers with a long history.... more

n. Tiny fart instead of expected loud one.... more

n. Urban area with dogturd and ugly sculpture.... more

n. Long-term employee passed over for promotion.... more

n. Fake seal on pretentious whisky.... more

n. Unappetising late-afternoon bun.... more

n. Visible nipple through fabric.... more

n. Polite joke for vicars.... more

n. Red pus with certain conditions.... more

n. Sound of polite nasal breathing in lift.... more

n medical. Scabs from love on cheap matting.... more

n vb. Tuneless humming when angry.... more

n archaic. Throwing excrement from window.... more

pl n. Sudden condition change after summoning.... more

n. Annoying bluebottle when tired.... more

pl n. Forgotten keys used for nose-bleed cure.... more

n. Cool puddle water over gumboot toes.... more

vy. To look around in mild astonishment that your life is still ongoing.... more

n. An unassuming feature of our daily lives that will eventually seem bizarre in the future.... more

n. The bitter disappointment upon finding no new messages after being out of contact.... more

n. The disillusionment of revisiting a pop-culture touchstone of your youth and finding that it hasn't aged well at all.... more

n. The sheepish casual vibe between two people who've shared an emotional farewell but then unexpectedly have a little extra time together.... more

n. The instinctive tendency to see someone as you knew them in their youth.... more

v. Trying to improve yourself in secret to avoid judgment or attention.... more