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n. Cough obscuring amusing remark.... more

n. A gift given to make up for bad behavior.... more

vb. Pretending dog's shit isn't theirs.... more

n. Men waiting outside changing room.... more

n. Extra payments for craftwork flaws.... more

n. Facial expression for Macbeth actors.... more

n. Tiny amount of margarine.... more

n. Gummy between damp toes.... more

n. Kids hiding to steal from Santa.... more

pl n. Lines down from nose.... more

n. Hymn part requiring octave change.... more

adj. Prunelike after long bath.... more

n. Tiny bit cut from ticket.... more

participial vb. Figuring out whodunnit while reading.... more

n. Bath plug that sits on top.... more

vb. Transferring sticky substance between hands.... more

n. Panic entering unwanted conversation.... more

n. Radio music hard to distinguish from ad.... more

pl n. Hard bits on crockery after dishwasher.... more

n. Facetious behavior to endear to judge.... more

n. Lame excuse for small package contents.... more

n. Person looking dashing when unshaven and hungover.... more

n. Shop with wearisome witty name.... more

n. Street dance of avoiding each other.... more

n. Superior look at wrong shoes.... more

n. Most deformed potato.... more

n. Slow person in supermarket queue.... more

n. Realisation alarm didn't go off.... more

adj. Smell of taxi after passengers.... more

n. Increase in zoo takings from lovers.... more

n. Realisation missed train left.... more

n. Bronson's retirement cottage name.... more

n. Feeling bag handles lengthening.... more

adj. Incapacitated by hangover.... more

n. A feeling of irrelevance from the broader forces of history.... more

n. A resurgent emotion that you hadn't felt in years, that you might have forgotten about completely if your emotional playlist hadn't accidentally been left on shuffle.... more

v. Finding yourself bothered by somebody's death more than you would have expected, even if they were only an abstract presence in your life.... more

n. An imaginary conversation with an old photo of yourself, offering advice or seeking validation.... more

n. The brooding delirium of being sick that makes time slow and tasks monumental struggles.... more

n. An unexpected twinge of attraction for a friend.... more

n. The awareness that the present moment will eventually turn into a memory.... more

adj. Wondering if you could leave without being noticed.... more

n. The frustration of never being able to truly understand another person's pain.... more

n. A state of unease caused by excessive admiration, leading to doubts about one's true self.... more